Thursday, February 13, 2014
Before seeing Ender's Game I had thought I would hate Asa Butterfield playing Ender Wiggins. I had never heard of this actor - and looking at his credits he has been in mostly movies I wouldn't bother with. Surprisingly he was able to pull off the role convincingly, coupled with Harrison Ford playing a role appropriate to his age (80 year old knock kneed Indiana Jones did not impress me) the acting was not bad in the movie. Ben Kingsley as Mazer Rakhem felt a bit stunted, but he didn't show up in the movie until I was already frustrated and angry enough that any performance would fall flat in my eyes.
I'm not sure why Gavin Hood was allowed to do the screenplay, it appears that he took a series of scenes from the book without giving any thought to how they fit together to make a coherent story. Gone was any sense of empathy for Ender and the build up to his eventual breakdown that was integral to the book. The conflict between Colonol Graff and the rest of the Battle School staff was given lip service in a single scene, Ender's slow realization that he might actually be the person the Earth needed was barely addressed. Hell the movie felt like it took place over a 6 week period instead of the years in the book. Then toward the end they really screwed the pooch by making a change so small, yet so ignorant, that any sequel cannot be better than this piece of shit. If the next two books rely on space travel taking years, and not being instantaneous as shown in this movie - why would you change something so simple that will ruin the next stories? The issues of communication between the stars was solved in the book in a way that enhanced the story - why negate the importance of this?
If you haven't seen the movie yet - don't bother, or at the very least don't pay for it. These bastards don't deserve the money, and need to know there is no profit in making a sequel.
f you haven't read the book - you should. It's still one of the greats.
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
We stayed for two weeks on Playa Santa Domingo, the beach area separating the two islands. Other than the long beach, a few hotels and restaurants there isn't much in this area. Being in the middle though it is in a good location to go to either side of the island. Unfortunately the bus service on the island is unreliable at best, and oftentimes just doesn't show up.
This was supposed to be posted a couple of weeks ago but I'm in Texas and had to deal with the flu. It's what I get for hanging out with the disease carrying rodents my siblings call children.
Saturday, December 28, 2013
I could go through a long description of Los Isletas de Granada to try and entice you to go, but I'm not. Instead I'm just going to post some pictures and try to post pictures of Ometepe in the next couple of days.
Monday, December 16, 2013
I'm sitting in the airport in Costa Rica and across from me is some gringa wearing ugg boots. It may be cold wherever she's going but what fucking idiot carries them to a tropical country?
It's too early, I'm wondering what the consequences of slapping a stranger in the airport would be.
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Friday, November 8, 2013
|Even this picture is from several years after I left Texas|
and was just home for a visit. It's really not that surprising
that it's hard to prove that it's my "home".
The utter lack of any form of permanent address is not normally an issue, not until I try to open an account with anything financial related. Utility bills, lease agreements - apparently these are the things you use to prove who you are? A passport, and a drivers license that doesn't match my banking address isn't enough? What's the point of the social security card I've kept a scan of for all these years? If a passport doesn't prove who I am, then why do they charge that ever increasing amount to have one and force me to show it so often? I think I'll need have a discussion with immigration when I next come to the states as to the futility of proving my identity with that little blue book and the stamps of authority mocking me for leaving pages still untouched. If a bank who handles only money won't take it as proof then how dare they accept it when so many lives are at stake. It almost makes me think that the entire TSA is nothing but theater.
Matters are also complicated by my lack of credit history. The only credit card I ever had was a Chevron gas card' in college that took years to pay off (I think it took years, at this point I can't even swear to it having ever been paid off) and burned me to to entire idea of credit cards. I think it's rather obvious I've never had a mortgage either. Why would I take a loan for a house I plan to leave in a couple of years anyway? That neighborhood/continent is bound to get boring soon enough. I'm not even sure how I opened a bank account, and am now fearful of it ever getting shut down. I have no idea how I'd even be able to open another one in the states, it might be time to open one in the Cayman islands as a backup.
I'm me, I'd almost swear to it. I'm also taking recommendations for banks in the Cayman islands and stock trading websites that don't ask too many questions.
Saturday, November 2, 2013
Volcan Masaya - where fire can still rain down on you.
Volcan Mombacho - The peaceful neighbor.
Friday, November 1, 2013
I told her not to aim for the face, but did she listen? Now I'm in a foreign land, blind since last weekend and at her mercy until later today when I get the glasses back. Though they will be lacking the photochromic lenses I've grown used to, I will be able to see again.
Please note that I am making up the part about my wife beating me, and I am not just saying this to ward off future beatings. It is entirely possible that I just dropped the glasses.